Tuesday, November 16, 2004
titanic (hokkien version)
Scene 1:
>>>Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an chua fly,
want or not?
>>>Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
>>>Jack: No need scare lah, lai i teach you.
>>>Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
>>>Jack: Lai lah, stand on the railing, then I
hug you.
>>>Rose: Like that huh?
>>>Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah
lao eh, why so smelly one?
>>>Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
>>>Jack: Wah I buei tar han liao lar!
>>>
>>>Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
>>>Scene 2:
>>>One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was
on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud
footsteps. He looked to see what was going on,
and he saw a super chio about to jump off the
deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her
not to jump.
>>>
>>>Jack: Chio eh, li si an zua? So late dun
sleep do what? What's your name?
>>>Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me
Rose.
>>>Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your
name like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen (China
City).
>>>Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump
liao.
>>>Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for
what?
>>>Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
>>>Jack: Wah lao, don't lah aiyah.
>>>
>>>So Jack continued to persuade her for a few
hours. After three hours...
>>>Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah
you?
>>>Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao,
buay sian meh??
>>>Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao.
So, please lah, don't jump lah..
>>>Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
>>>
>>>Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
>>>
>>>Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah?
Really leh. wah mm si gong cio eh leh! I jump
ah!!!
>>>
>>>Jack was very du lan after wasting so much
time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her
into her watery grave.
>>>
>>>Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh
beh waste my time.
>>>
>>>Then Jack turned around and he saw the second
most beautiful girl on the ship...
>>>
>>>Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
>>>Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my
sister.Hahahahahahhh! kam sia hor. She always
steal my boyfriend one.
>>>
>>>So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever
after...
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>......funny Titanic story! hahaha.....So you
can send it to all your friend's....share the
funny day's
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